When I was teaching at a small Christian school in Nebraska, the principal called a rally of the entire school in the gym to promote the new fund raiser. That year we would be selling a variety of delicious nuts and chocolates to raise money for our school. Our principal was very enthusiastic and in full pep rally mode. He told us why it was important to raise the money, gave great tips on how to sell them, and explained the mouth watering details of the goods. As his final charge to all of us he innocently yelled, “All right everyone! Stand up and grab your nuts!” Out of that whole gym full of teachers and students, it had to be me that was the first one to burst out laughing. Then everyone roared!