Clang, Clang, Clang

Jason and I were at a nice, candle-lit restaurant enjoying the quiet and the food – in that order. When all of the sudden I heard this loud clang, clang, clang. It sounded like it came from underneath our own table. I looked up at Jason, who sat there eating normally, and then I looked around discreetly. “Did you hear that?”  I asked him.  Jason, realizing that I wasn’t going to just let it go, finally confessed. He had grabbed the napkin, silver ware and all, and flung it open under the table! It made my day!