Over supper last night the kids asked their dad if he knew how to make my Sopa recipe. “He doesn’t but it’s on the blog,” I said, “so if I die just go to my blog and print it out.” “I wouldn’t ever want another mother!” one of the girls exclaimed. “If I die your… [continue reading]
Embarrassing Kids Quotes
“Cracker” was one of the first words of all of my children. When moving to solids, crackers are one of the few things you can give a baby that they can eat by themselves with no worry of choking, and I think all of my babies have subsisted on crackers for months of their lives. … [continue reading]
Random Funny Kids Quotes
“Mom!” my daughter practically yelled at me. “The cabinets are falling!” I looked at her like she was crazy. The kitchen cabinets looked just the same as always. “Yes, Mom, I used to not be able to reach the glasses and look now I can!” On our recent trip we stayed at a hotel in… [continue reading]
Funny Kids Quotes about Mom
I was to be co-hosting my first Twitter party the other day, and I was so excited about it. I have been wanting to do that for a while and finally had the opportunity. The time couldn’t have been better as it was scheduled during the kids’ quiet time when I usually do my blogging… [continue reading]
Funny Quotes about Daddy
My husband Jason is an engineer. When Jason arrived home from work, my daughter Joy asked him, “When do you build if you’re always wearing your fancy clothes?” I loved that, his “fancy clothes.” He explained that he doesn’t actually build, but designs the buildings. “Then why do you have a builder hat?” Most days… [continue reading]
Funny Kids Quotes
My husband was home with a migraine so I left the baby sleeping in his crib when I went to pick the kids up from their one day a week school for home schooled kids. On the way home I explained to all of them in great detail that when we got home everyone needed… [continue reading]
Funny Husband Quotes
“No picking your boogers and throwing them on the kitchen table!” was what I heard my husband tell one of the kids. Good advice I’d say! 🙂 “Honey, I tried to call you today. You must have turned your phone off when you went to that seminar,” I commented to Jason when he got… [continue reading]
Who’s the Boss?
“When Daddy says, ‘no’ and Mommy says, ‘maybe’ then the answer is yes because, ‘maybe’ usually means yes and Mommy’s the boss,” said my daughter in the back seat about whether or not we were going to go out to eat. My husband and I turned and looked at each other. “See, we always do… [continue reading]
Funny Kids Quotes about Bathrooms
We had just gotten home from a trip. One of the girls came down stairs and said, “Mom, I like all those other bathrooms better.” “What bathrooms?” I asked her. I couldn’t imagine what she was talking about this time. “Like the ones at In & Out,” she replied. “Why do you like those better?”… [continue reading]
Discussing weight with the kids
The girls have been bringing up the subject about weight quite a bit. It’s come up a few times in front of people and has been quite embarrassing. Today one of them asked if I would still love them if they were ginormously fat. I was significantly irritated! “Would I love you if you lost… [continue reading]
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