Kids say the funniest things…

Funny kids’ quotes–I just love them.  I purposed a long time ago to write down the funny things my kids say so that I’d be able to retell them when they are older, but truth be told I’ve been slacking.  My youngest, that boy, pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth could be written down, but wow I’m forgetting them! 

One morning I was getting him ready for church he said, “You have spiky legs Mom.”  I was offended.  I had actually shaved my legs.  He wouldn’t test it though.  The truth is he’d accidentally felt the horror one day when I hadn’t.  Ha ha. 

Bobby likes my hair.  With a thumb in is mouth and the other hand playing with my hair, he is in his happy place.  One day I had worn a pony tail on the top of my head all day.  As I hurriedly got ready to go out with the family and took my pony tail out I realized something would have to be done with my hair so that I didn’t scare everyone.  Quickly I use a curling iron and a little hairspray and felt I looked quite presentable. 

When Bobby saw me he said, “Oh, when is your hair going to go back?”  What? When I questioned him further he replied,  “I don’t like it like that.  It looks like a wig.” Since when do four year olds talk about wigs?  Unbelievable. 

These children keep us humble don’t they? But then again he’s also quick to shout out, “Mommy, I like you!” and he doesn’t care who’s listening.  I’m going to enjoy it for as long as it lasts.  One day he’ll wake up and that won’t be so cool will it?  What will I do then? 

These kids. I sure do love them all!

PS This morning Bobby said, “Mom, you don’t have any good hair any more.” I showed him my hair and put it within his reach.  “No, remember; you cut it off!”  🙂