My husband makes me laugh as much as the kids do. Here are just a couple of things that cracked me up:
One day Jason walked in from work to find me happily cooking supper and said, “What stinks in here?” Well dear, now that would be your supper–yum, yum! No, I didn’t say anything. I just smiled! You know the smile!
Another day I went into the kitchen to find Jason on the phone, kneeling in front of the fridge with the door open, with all four kids climbing on him. “Kids!” I yelled in a voice I am ashamed of, “Get off your daddy and let him talk on the phone!”
When Jason hung up I asked him why in the world he was talking on the phone with all the kids climbing on him. “They appeared out of nowhere…like banshees,” he replied.

“they appeared out of nowhere” LOL!
…like animals hunting their prey. Too funny. 🙂
Kids can do that. And they tend to attach themselves to any available part of the body screaming, let’s climb!
At least he didn’t compare them to cockroaches. 😉
Too funny kids do love to climb on people!
Keep laughing, it is good for a marriage!
“like banshees”…lol! Laughing is sure healthy!
I think I would have been put in the doghouse if I’d walked in the door and made a comment like that about dinner! Then again my wife would have made a comment about my cooking of dinner!!
Banshees are screaming (or wailing) women. Did he mean you? The funny part to me is that he could calmly carry on with his phone conversation as if the kids were not all over him. That is a bane or a blessing, depending on your perspective.
Haha! I got mad at my husband this weekend, for making a supper quip. Good job just smiling. =)
My husband often finds himself standing on a chair when he gets off the phone. I think it is his subconscious trying to get above the sound of the kids, which is naturally a little closer to the floor! 🙂