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Funny Husband Quotes

Laughing through marriage

“No picking your boogers and throwing them on the kitchen table!” was what I heard my husband tell one of the kids. Good advice I’d say! 🙂

 

“Honey, I tried to call you today. You must have turned your phone off when you went to that seminar,” I commented to Jason when he got home that day.

“No, I heard you calling and shut the phone off,” was my husband’s response.  Ha ha!  He’s not mean.  I promise.  It was just the reaction to having his phone ring when he was sitting on the front row at a seminar!

 

My husband went to a men’s Bible study on marriage. I asked him if he learned anything. “Oh yes,” he assured me.

“So…tell me something.”

“I don’t know, but it’s all in my notes!”   I guess if I find the notes in the trash then I’m out of luck! Ha ha!

 

And then after church one evening Jason asked, “Did you understand the message?”  I wasn’t sure what was worse the fact that he thought I was so dumb I didn’t get the message or the fact that it really was way over my head!

Esther

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12 Comments Filed Under: My Man Tagged: funny, husband, quotes

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  1. Fawn Weaver says

    February 8, 2013 at 2:09 am

    That’s funny! I love that you were almost offended the message that went over your head…went over your head (and he noticed). I’ve done that many times before :).

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  2. Nolie says

    April 5, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    Love! I got to dig furthur into your blog. I try to save the stuff my family says and share it when I got enough worth sharing.

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  3. Glenda Childers says

    April 5, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Stopping by from UBP 13 and I enjoyed my visit.

    Fondly,
    Glenda
    (Link # 59)

    ps. It looks like you have a lot of fun at your house.

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  4. Stacie says

    April 5, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Sounds like someone I know (my hubby)! Stopping by for UBP2013

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  5. SassyModernMom says

    April 5, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    LOL One of my most popular posts to date is “Boggers on the wall” 🙂 We were meant to meet!
    Stopping by the UBP13 to say Hello!! Hope you have a fabulous week 🙂
    http://bit.ly/10BaQwb

    Reply
  6. Heather @ Life as we know it... says

    April 7, 2013 at 10:16 am

    Love that first line! I think my husband and I have uttered it from time to time as well! Nice to meet you via #UBP13, your family is gorgeous!

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  7. Jamie says

    April 7, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    I love hearing the funny interactions between family members 😉 Some good stuff going on here.

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  8. Kerry says

    April 8, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Love your quotes…too funny! I’ve turned off my phone when my hubby or kids call . . . when I’m in a meeting.

    Hopping over from UBP13. I homeschooled for 10 yrs, but now mine are all grown up. I also like to cook, craft & write. If you ever want some fun activities with your kids, stop by for our Oreo Moon Phases or our Lucky Charms Graph.

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  9. Cher says

    April 8, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Too funny! And you look busy with all those kiddos!

    Stopping by from the Ultimate Blog Party!

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  10. Retha Groenewald says

    April 9, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Hi visiting from UBP. Love the funnies. What a refreshing visit

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  11. Colette S @JamericanSpice says

    April 9, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    I love your sense of fun and humor Esther!
    It’s nice to meet you.

    I’m visiting from the UBP hop!

    Enjoy the rest of the week!

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  12. Susan (5 Minutes for Mom) says

    April 18, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    How funny that you capture your husband’s funny quotes… I’ve never seen that before. Lots of moms share what their kids say and Charlie from “How To Be A Dad” does quotes from his wife… but I think this is the first husband quotes I’ve seen.

    Thanks for joining the UBP link up.

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