“Esther, did you do this?” yelled my husband.
I walked into our bedroom and adjoining master bath to see what caused such incredulity. There he stood pointing to a puddle on the floor.
“That is not water,” he cried. “It’s yellow. It’s pee.”
I was frozen to the spot gaping at him, not because the puddle was there, but because . . . . Did he seriously think that, first of all I piddled the floor, and second that I left it there all day? Then we looked at each other and had a great laugh over the whole thing. I could not, however, resist some sarcastic comments about how and why I might have done such a thing.
Earlier in the day, I had run upstairs to take care of something, leaving one little Irish munchkin downstairs. When I came back, she told me she wet the floor . . . in the hallway. I cleaned up the mess and forgot about the whole thing. The little sneak, knowing she wasn’t allowed in our bedroom, had gone in there and, horrors, had an accident. Then she ran out and LIED about it . . . leaving me to take the blame!
The other day Dennis found several of Winnie’s stuffed animals in the trash can along with a poopy diaper. They reeked and he immediately tossed them into the laundry basket. He asked Winnie how they got in there and she told him, “Mommy threw them in the garbage!” And he BELIEVED her!!!!
First off, do you realize just how funny the phrase “Irish munchkin” is? Second, what happened to the little dear?
At least there was nothing brown on the floor, eh? LOL
ROFL!!
I am sure you dealt with it. However, I am giggling over the whole incident! 🙂
Funny!! My daughter once pooed on the floor and then attempted to vacuum it… No, this was not funny then. But we laugh about it now.
Ha ha! Oh my!
Awww… trying to blame your little one! How COULD you??? BAHAHAHA!!! JK!
That is pretty funny!
Hope your Christmas was wonderful!
That is so funny! Thank you for sharing!
Oh my goodness! That’s too funny.
Hope you and your family had a great Christmas!
Ahhh haa haaa… that is funny! That sounds like one of those things where you say it and immediately realize how ridiculous what you just said was! My husband has never really accused me of anything funny that I can think of…but when I was all hormonal and pregnant with my last baby – I accused my husband of trying to commit suicide because he was eating McDonalds. I actually was crying having a fit – HOW could you do such a thing…you don’t love me!!!
Your blog is highly entertaining. 🙂 Way to turn your life into something humorous and celebratory! 🙂
So funny. 🙂 It’s good to be able to laugh together over the unexpected (and sometime unexplained) incidents of family and married life. Thanks for sharing this lighter moment for our first Marriage Monday of 2011!
Blessings,
Julie